Air Force One

Hillary Clinton watched the sky and said: Hey!! Obama, there goes Air Force One. Of course not Obama answered, that plane is not Air Force ONE. Of course it is, she said. Shut Up B#@%ch! Did you see any police motorcycle at the front or at the back of the plane?

2009 Democrat Convention

Local Call

Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin died and, of course, went to hell. Vladimir Putin told Obama and Queen Elizabeth that the Devil has a red phone to call to earth. The devil let Putin make a two minute call to Russia, when he hangs up the devil charges him $2000.00. Then, Queen Elizabeth make 5 minutes call to England and the devils charges her 5000. Finally, Barack Obama makes an hour call to DC, then a 35 minutes call to Chicago and a 30 minutes call to Hawaii. When he hangs the phone he asks the devil how much he owes. The devils said, listen to me MF, with all your health plans, war in Iraq, unemployment, recession, etc. you turned America into hell. Calls from hell to hell are for FREE!!!